teejay

I'm just a bit tired of the reactionary pressure to be outraged about everything on social media.

Have you tried... I dunno... just skipping the posts you don't like? Others are clearly interested in this post and topic. You're not the social media judge who decides what's worthy of discussion. Just keep scrolling, friend.

They've been "upgrading" the hardware and software for their fingerprint scanner since they moved away from the only one that ever worked well: the dedicated sensor on the back of the 5. Bring that one back. Every single pixel since the 5 has had an absolutely garbage fingerprint scanner, including the 9.

I had a friend who once told me his brother discovered Alaska while riding in a hot air balloon. I wonder if we have the same friend.

Oooh that'll get 'em. No one has pointed out their hypocrisy to them before. Finally they'll realize the error of their ways and stop being shitty.

This is going to be a huge part of it in the coming days. How the fuck do you sort that out? People have already been hit. Inventory is already here and has been taxed. Who gets paid back? Who is going to buy the tariffed goods knowing the next shipment will be cheaper?

That makes more sense than what I was thinking. My first thought was "How do all of those Chinese dudes land safely so they can get up and fight? Is it a numbers thing where half those fuckers will die in the fall, but the other half might not? Did they have ancient parachutes? Were they training in tactical rolling from a fall back then?"

I'm an idiot.

I get that horney lemmy folk are upvoting it, but it really isn't ok. "Lol I tricked someone into thinking I was someone else and had sex with them" is pretty rapey, twins or otherwise.

Sure. The Tesla is doing 45 mph and the collision is 15 feet ahead. Your reaction speed + brakes will totally fix it, math checks out.

"Sit back, take it in, let's see how it goes" sounds far too rapey for him not to be aware of it. Not sure why anyone's suggesting we give this clown any credibility or benefit of doubt. He knew damn well who he was signing up to work for. He's as complicit as everyone else in that administration. I hope his career is over.