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Gosh, it’s like every time some big genuine shitshow is about to be revealed, we get to enjoy some surface-level bullshit distraction. What are the odds?

lol this person was presented with the choice to drink the koolaid or recognize that the US democracy is being dismantled little by little and they selected OH YEAH

Handle us? You'll handle us? You know, your predecessors had much more respect.

It’s funny how sometimes two wrongs make a right

This is my favorite Treehouse episode honestly. I am going to have to rewatch it now

Lousy Smarch weather…

Well, I’ll always have my prank calls. Hello? Old lady from Titanic? You stink!

Legend has it my great grand pappy stumbled upon this recipe when he was trying to invent a cheap substitute for holy water

You said you wanted me to crush him, right?

Nah, those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up. And they have a whole playbook ready for it this time, so things are gonna get interesting and tragic sooner than later.

Bonus points that if we make through, we can look forward to new exciting wars about water resources and inhospitable climate problems

Cool story, bro.

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Quick, Lenny, cover for me