subignition

No, Ted Cruz's pecker started pouring out beans... 😭

Coffee?

A new planet in a distant orbit, you say?
In before the signal is older than the universe itself.

I was gonna make a dark joke about a silver lining, but I don't think losing Starlink would be worth losing GPS.

The only gripe I have with this article is that I’m not convinced why the metric of “we want people to query more on Google” should be concerning to me. That just sounds like “we want more people to use our product more”, which is a completely reasonable metric for any business, no?

It's a search engine, so if it's taking you more queries than previously to find what you're looking for, that means the quality of the search results has decreased.

Instead of the search team being able to focus on quality as they had been, they were more or less pushed to sabotage the quality of search in order to increase ad revenue.

That's my understanding, anyway.

This is why we need a corporate death penalty.

There's also WSL though your mileage may vary.

Well that's an unorthodox way to sanitize your phone.

You've heard of Lululemon, now get ready for Cthulhulemon

Probably for the best that they cut themselves off from the Internet.

Sounds like this cop needs to be out of a job. What an asshole you have to be to threaten a bus driver, of all people

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