You didn't miss subtlety, the person to which you are replying is the "infinite egocentric snowflake" type. Makes everything about them, is sensitive, kinda common online, but yeah, annoying.
They're always under attack, even when alone, it seems exhausting.
My comment was a joke. I would make fun of you for not getting it but.. plenty of jokes have gone over my head online so I understand how it looks like a sincere comment. If it were perceived as sincere I totally understand and agree with your snark.
Text is tricky, and I probably could have done a better job making the joke more clear.
Yeah true, but where is the joke?
I would hope that if I publicly proclaimed, "I have no intent to commit suicide," before my suicide then people would..
..at a minimum, state, "Brother that guy proclaimed he had no intent to commit suicide," every time it was brought up.
..then ideally that additional scrutiny would be applied at a law enforcement level and the case would be handled with extra scrutiny.
So lacking the ideal, I'm here to remind you that just before his suicide he proclaimed, "I'm not going to commit suicide."
I'm extremely puzzled how this isn't brought up every time, people need to remember.
Noooooo, I just wanna make people leaky.. FINE! I'll commit social-murder, but I won't be happy about it. (grumbles) Gna go play my rogue in Oblivion gonna stab everybody.. (Harumph..)
Shit. ~~I~~ Meep knew ~~I'd~~ meep'd miss some.
Meep tried so haaard, and got so far, but in the end, meep didn't even maaaatterr!!
All non-proper objects will henceforth be known as MEEP, embrace the MEEP, extinguish the he/she/him/her/it/they/them/my/mine/their/theirs/our/ours/your/yours/we/yall/yalls.
Watch how well it works.
"""Meep went to the park and meep enjoyed some toast. Afterwards, Alex took meep bread to feed the ducks. Meep enjoyed feeding the ducks. Meep were thinking of getting some ducks of meep meep, but that's a story meep will tell later."""
Clearly superior, solved. Next.
I'm rich and I love stabbing. Stop excluding me from your straw men arguments.
I read comments like this and all I can feel is astonishment that anyone's life is so empty that they can dedicate time to caring about this.
Like, it sounds made up, but honestly whether true or not.. like, who cares? It's so trivial and life has so much to offer. This comment is the first and last time I'll ever think about this.
You're right, I didn't think of that. Damn toddlers soaking up social services. I was wrong before, I apologize.
If the parents are being deported anyway, why don't they let their children go with them?
It's helpful when someone who is going to say something dumb says, "I didn't read the article and will now assume what it said," in their opening sentence. Thank you internet dumb person, thank you.
There are no guardians, that is the point. The adults that were helping were lawyer groups to help discover if these children were, oh, idk, born here and thus citizens of the country under the US Constitution. Trump de-funded that group. So now a four year old is appointed as their own lawyer. Government Efficiency at its finest!
Imagine (please don't hurt your brain, it's okay if you can't imagine, you are doing your best) you are four, the police pick them up. They ask, "Please share with us your documents to prove your citizenship. No adult help allowed." You'd be in Mexico too, probably smarter than you are now so hey maybe a positive outcome for you.
God damn, what an unempathetic illiterate asshole.
READ you stupid fuck. REAAAD.
*arr.