spitz

Sadly I think this might be a big part of it. I'm glad I posted because now I have a clearer understanding. Cheers.

Spitz means a lot of things. That's why I chose it. 😉

I'm not an overly horny person. If I was, I wouldn't have been disturbed enough to make this post.

I can't imagine that being my default. It was infuriating enough just once!

That makes sense. There was a brief period that we actually got along, joked around etc. That was cool. Then it went back to the grinding awkwardness.

Very much like that, yes. But unwillingly. :-(

As in, hook up with the person? Haha no that didn't happen. I thought the same as you, probably for the best.

Exactly. It would suck.

I know you jest, but the more you think about it, the nastier a curse it is. For example, your crack would always be itchy. You'd never be able to put your clothes away because mold would devour them. And so on.

I quite like the (I think?) Jewish curse: "may your laundry never dry". That would suck wearing clothes that are always slightly damp.

Yes, I went to a lot of effort to create that effect.

I'm getting the sense that Lemmy really really wants a poop duck. We'll see what happens.

I didn't have an opportunity to bake him. He was broken by an idiot work colleague. So Quackles' remains ended up on the back of the idiot's head.

Quackles would've wanted it that way.