shyguyblue

What is this title? Is the pollution underground? Is the pollution hiding? Is it being held in a basement while a dude makes a suit out of human skin?

I'm not a father, so already doing a better job than my sperm donor.

A page of text, two "your computer is compromised" fake security alerts, and not a single image of the pencil-tree....

I graduated high school in 03, a few months/years into the "no child left behind" bullshit. The last week of school, meathead asks, out loud, "why do people read".

Almost ten years later and that dude has never had a job longer than three months. This. This is why people read...

Edit: i had a friend in highschool who passed away a few years ago, so I only know his employment status from highschool, up to the funeral. Deleted Facebook soon after

Is he going to run away from the bill too?

I remember when the Nintendo color was orange. I may just be thinking of the light gun that came with it...

Republicans destroying the education system, one preventable plague at a time.

Just turned 40 and have a Giggle Scape Purple Hippo next to me right now.

Laughs in Jellyfin... But seriously, as soon as Plex went mandatory login for local content, i noped out..

I have a kobo Clara color. Not sure if you can change the background color, but it has a "dark mode" that inverts the black on white, to white on black. You can also highlight in various colors, change font size, line spacing, margin, and it even comes with the "Open Dyslexic" font.

Edit: Derp, you said free... I can delete if you want :/

I stock shelves for a living. I can only thank the flying spaghetti monster that they don't use his face as a logo on that chocolate flavored drywall he sells as candy bars...

In Texas, we spent a semester (half the school year) learning Texas history, and the other half the year learning World History. This was during the start of "No Child Left Behind", so it was basically "memorize the answers to the test", instead of "actually learn the material"...