I'd bet on raptors, at least for familiarity and close relation to chicken. Pangea fried Caudipterix. PFC.
I'd turn that bad boy into a living-room sized schnitzel in a heartbeat.
*(Historically inaccurate as Caudipterix lived in the late jurassic/early cretaceous, when pangea was already kind of broken apart. Also, it was discovered in China) *
They very likely taste like chicken. Chicken are very closely related to dinosaurs and so are crocodiles. Crocodile/alligator meat also allegedly tastes very similarly to chicken.
What if Satan is Krampus and he's just toning it down for the holidays so he can also be part of it?
My dude, they're legendary for their industrial amounts of cognitive dissonance xD
Yeah I feel the same. Imgur and reddit labeled me a trumptard or a racist or an anti-LGBT dumb conservative, while Facebook and 9gag labeled me as a libtard, a fa***t, a socialist and a incel.
Usually the stance I get hated for is "maybe you're right, but I think you're taking it too far." Which automatically must mean I'm of the extreme opposite opinion, and I'm scum.
Im just like that. Had to get to wake up at 6 am to get to uni. Couldn't even eat until 11 without getting extreme bowel cramps that would get me "throne bound".
I can't focus well before 10-11 am whether I am working or not. It's like you woke a regular person up at 2-4 and told them to get dressed, eat something and go to work.
I did it though. Consistently for months in a row for uni or work. Constantly reacting weird to stuff because smh my feelings were always imbalanced, constantly feeling hazy. Every time, without fail, when the summer break came, as soon as I didn't have to force my body awake at 6, it would default to going to bed at 4 am and waking up at 12-13. I'd suddenly have infinite patience, stable emotions, focus like a machine! I was genuinely another person.
Fast forward to now where I can distribute my workload however I please and suddenly I not only work faster and more accurate, but more hours. Had I stayed at a "get up at 6" job, I'd have been called a lazy absent-minded uninvolved guy my whole life. Now I am easily top 5 most reliable in my office and people appreciate it.
Henry J. Heinz then ground them to mush in retaliation.
Schnitzel Boy.
I love that you offered that reference
Excellent! I hate the Twitter format but still great news! Means there's space for Lemmy to grow too!
I am reposting from imgur top page tbh, so we can have content rolling to keep people engaged enough to stay. I just pick my fav ones for posting here.
I didn't use to post almost at all on other sites, but here I'm making an active effort at least until there's more of us.
It's not as funny if he turned her Dutch.
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