schlongjohnson

joined 5 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

whenever i eat a ton of pizza my dreams always start popping off

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

the dentists tried to take my teeth of wisdom, but i would not submit. my iq has grown by hundreds and yours can too

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

you love to see it

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

she's not going to say no. she would never say no because-of-the-implication

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

to drive me crazy. that material felt awful; pulling at my skin like silk sheets

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haven't played stellaris in a while, but I'd give it a go barring any technical problems with the patch. Always down for some civ

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (8 children)

milk is the most fascist beverage

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

operation infinite walrus

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (5 children)

leaders are detached from civs this go round, so you could have china ruled by tubman

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

i was going to play indiana jones but didn't realized you need a ray traceable card so im outta luck there. still need to finish cyberpunk and wolfenstein the new colossus though.

cyberpunk has been fun, but im still in act two and have already reached max level; getting a bit stale. similarly to witcher 3 ive restarted this game about 5 times before finally getting into it. even after the dlc and multiple updates the game still feels half-baked. multiple ways to do some missions, but they all seem to lead to similar outcomes. atmosphere is pretty cool; very dredd/bladerunner. the story is fairly hohum but compared to most video game writing it's attention grabbing at least.

wolfenstein 2 gameplay somehow feels a bit clumsier than 1, but i am enjoying the story so far. to be fair i havent played 1 since near release. the contrast of blaskowicz dour inner monologue with the games silliness hits me well. ill probably finish it

playing cyberpunk i feel like i just dont have the energy for open world games anymore; however i still find myself going back to openworld games ive already played. not sure whats going on there

as always playing civ 6 and balatro when i dont want to get into a more involved game. maybe need to scope out some gpus to swipe from a truck; im not paying 500 clams for a new card right now

happy holidays to those that celebrate

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

how else am i going to watch my movies when the power goes out?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

novalis theme from ratchet and clank and pretty much all of sim city 4, but shout out to rush hour

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