sangriaferret

Are you telling me someone on Lemmy has experience in not pooping for three days? Why didn't you speak up before?!

I don't think it gets any slower than Fishing with John

Baseball: no more home runs. If it goes out of the park it's a foul. It will force a much more dynamic infield game and get rid of boring ass pop flys.

Edit: exception for grand slams because that shit is pretty exciting.

Ok, I actually laughed at one of these for once

I dunno, sounds like english to me.

Your reward is in heaven right? So the endgame is death. You might get to eat steak while you are alive but you dont get the whole meal until you die. That's a death cult.

I take waaaay more than that for a single trip and it has definitely not relieved my depression for two years. Maybe I should try getting cancer first.

Nobody has mentioned Kyrgyzstan yet

To my knowledge, Jamaica's is the only national flag to not contain red, white or blue.

Jesus alone doesn't make it a death cult. It's a death cult because the whole religion is predicated on death. Dying is the entire point. Your entire life is a means to gain the rewards of dying and only then will you truly be happy.

Come and See (1985)