saltnotsugar

The violent rumbling is actually a relaxing massage.

Non, monsieur. Eye vill not recommend a wine for yur chickon streeps.

It pays off in the moment but then you die to death the next day.

(A girl is born)
Doc: BRING FORWARD THE LARGEST BOW.

I truly believe that the 3D Doritos were the dream of the Egyptians. We have since achieved their vision.

They call it a Sherman because it’s sheer manliness.

This could be us but you clownin.

We need more militant soup activists.

Randy are you on my side?
“I don’t know! Do you like Northumbria?”
For the last time YES. Ugh. Let’s all wear the same color next time guys.

They’re making a mess out of Mesopotamia.

Great. Now I’m reading everything in his voice now.

This is by a wide margin one of the most hard hitting sandwiches to ever play the game.