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I Don’t Care My Kid Has Mismatched Socks and You Shouldn’t Either in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

variety is the spice of life

Artificial price increase so that you can post “discounts” on Prime Day in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (8 children)

once they drive most other retailers out of business, they'll be able to jack the prices up. has been the plan the whole time

Update: IRS successfully launches their own free Direct File - now ALL of my fellow 'murcans are eligible for 2025 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

All praise Deditutankh, the Egyptian god of taxes!

Local Angler Unimpressed by Son’s Tiny Catch in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"every day you don't practice is a day you're getting worse"

Where the Hell are Ryder’s From Paw Patrol's Parents? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ryder is the ultimate latchkey kid

So sick of these fake, AI generated clickbait car ads... in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

KIA BOYZ!

Roku has patented a way to show ads over anything you plug into your TV in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

1 step closer to "Drink Verification Can" becoming a reality

Scientists Discover "Big Bone" Gene, Overweight Children Everywhere Rejoice in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eric Cartman would love this

What are some timeless meme formats? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I love surprised pikachu. it transcends generations

Surgeons Testing Procedure to Increase Dinner Stomach, Shrink Snack Stomach in Children in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (6 children)

10 seconds after my kid says he's full he asks for candy. don't want him to go to bed hungry but it's like pulling teeth to get them to god damn eat their dinner

Local Child Fails to Grasp "Yes, and" Improv Principle, Bores Playmates in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this Liam Neeson bit

Built like Christian Bale in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

makes you realize how much of a psycho cheney is