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every time i get a spare minute i start thinking about the state of things and get so mad i have to go sit in another room

Finally...now we can get such riveting articles like "Was That A Gunshot?", "Anybody Just Hear A Gunshot?" and "Was That Fireworks or A Gunshot?"

get a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life

• nine hour work day
• 40 minute commute
• low pay

w-well at least i have a job now

what is it with job applications demanding you keep encyclopedic knowledge of everyone's whereabouts. no sorry i dont know where my supervisor for this job from 11 years ago is or how to get in touch with them.

fork found in kitchen

Oh this is going to be insufferable

it's some of the most incredible television i've ever seen and I literally can't get anyone i know to watch it lmao

It's been so long since I've had an "industry" job that I genuinely can't answer questions about it on applications. Like I'm sorry I just don't give a fucking shit any more about frontend libraries, or B2B SaaS, or UX or honestly computers at all at this point fucking devil machines have ruined the lives of everyone on earth.

those websites that suggest recipes based on the ingredients you have are useful in theory but in practice it always seems to turn into 100 different suggestions for Plate of Unseasoned Green Beans

just saw a video where some LinkedIn-type is talking about how if you have a lot of jobs on your resume she would never ever ever ever ever ever hire you and it's seriously pissing me off. can't even articulate how mad i am because of anger induced brain fog. it's not even a problem i face, i actually have the opposite issue because none of these exact same assholes want to hire me. but it's just the principle of it like it's not bad enough to put us through this humiliation ritual but you gotta go on social media and do some kind of influencer grift about it too? with the state the world is in, my patience with these fucking ghouls is zero.

i don't know how people do that extreme couponing stuff. nevermind that every coupon i've ever had is some bullshit like 10 cents off if you buy 16 truckloads of canned slop, every time i try to redeem them it turns into that mr. show sketch where they have to phone up the chain of command. if the regional manager's gotta personally OK my coupon it's really not worth it