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this shit is cringe i dont even know how else to describe it. maybe if we call it millennial-coded people will stop saying it

every time i get a spare minute i start thinking about the state of things and get so mad i have to go sit in another room

Finally...now we can get such riveting articles like "Was That A Gunshot?", "Anybody Just Hear A Gunshot?" and "Was That Fireworks or A Gunshot?"

get a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life

• nine hour work day
• 40 minute commute
• low pay

w-well at least i have a job now

what is it with job applications demanding you keep encyclopedic knowledge of everyone's whereabouts. no sorry i dont know where my supervisor for this job from 11 years ago is or how to get in touch with them.

fork found in kitchen

Oh this is going to be insufferable

it's some of the most incredible television i've ever seen and I literally can't get anyone i know to watch it lmao

It's been so long since I've had an "industry" job that I genuinely can't answer questions about it on applications. Like I'm sorry I just don't give a fucking shit any more about frontend libraries, or B2B SaaS, or UX or honestly computers at all at this point fucking devil machines have ruined the lives of everyone on earth.

those websites that suggest recipes based on the ingredients you have are useful in theory but in practice it always seems to turn into 100 different suggestions for Plate of Unseasoned Green Beans