pirrrrrrrr

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[–] pirrrrrrrr 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What ever happened to detentions, suspensions and expulsion?

Soft.

Schools need to start issuing "Your kid is a cunt" warnings to parents, with threats of abuse and harassment criminal charges. If public health staff won't put up with it, why should teachers?

Parents and school won't do shit. Call the cops. Except in America, because that will get someone shot.

[–] pirrrrrrrr 3 points 1 year ago

I SMS my boss when I'm off sick.

[–] pirrrrrrrr 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ICQ was still online!?!?!

I stopped using that shit like 25 years ago. Thought died in the late 90's

[–] pirrrrrrrr 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah... I'm not gonna worry about it until maybe September next year.

[–] pirrrrrrrr 27 points 1 year ago

The clinic inoculated itself.

[–] pirrrrrrrr 7 points 1 year ago

Pirrrrrrrr = Pir^8

[–] pirrrrrrrr 35 points 1 year ago (9 children)

No internet means the gullible masses will remain uninformed and vulnerable to manipulation.

The GOP wants a solid foundation of uneducated poor to exploit as the base workforce and voter base.

Cheap idiots to fuel their companies.

[–] pirrrrrrrr 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I need a documenter!

I have a head full of stuff that hasn't had time to be documented, and being a single point of knowledge isn't job security, it's a major risk.

My code gets documented. But so much infrastructure is just held in my head as senior SysAdmin. Wherever possible I just have a ride-along "up-skilling" (works like a RAID mirror for my brain).

[–] pirrrrrrrr 9 points 1 year ago

Now THAT'S a level of retaliation I can get behind.

All out interstellar war, and the eradication of all machines smarter than a light switch.

[–] pirrrrrrrr 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Your tip is "make another game and I'll buy it because the last one was good".

I bought your product and you want me to pay extra because it lived up to what it promised?

You want me to pay someone more for simply doing their job? If you aren't paying them enough, that they needs tips to survive, that seems like an employer underpaying. If it's tip or I fuck with your food or chase you down in the street... Then that's extortion.

"But with proper wages instead of tips the cost goes up." THE COST IS ALREADY UP BECAUSE OF THE TIP YOU IDIOT, except it isn't standardised or garunteed.

"But if there is no tips to incentivise people they won't give good service." What ever happened to do your job, get paid. Fuck it up and get fired.?

All it does is introduces stress between customer and staff. And causes a sense of entitlement to tips for things that don't need it at all. Why the fuck is a self-checkour machine asking for a tip!?

A tip should be for EXCEPTIONAL service. Not for the bare minimum.

Tipping culture can get fucked in the ass with a sideways chair.

[–] pirrrrrrrr 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is the equivalent of "Don't improve. Lower your expectations."

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