panic

joined 2 years ago

Damn, time flies, it’s __________ already in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (6 children)

I

Damn, time flies, it’s __________ already in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (12 children)

I

'National divorce': Marjorie Taylor Greene threatens Trump dissenters with secession in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

An insult to people with schizophrenia, honestly

I am gonna drink ______ later. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Goodbye

pebbling - giving people tiny bits of info you think they'll like. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bits, I assume

Spirits, what should I watch while lying in bed, tonight? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Goodbye

A new social network is just announced: _________ in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (4 children)

C

Give me ________ or give me death! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

S

Trump Forced To Play Glockenspiel At Rally After Every Artist Bars Use Of Songs in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I could tell it was the Onion right away, playing an instrument would imply that TFG has a talent for anything other than ranting online and bankrupting businesses

Tuesday 9/10 Presidential Debate Megathread! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

It doesn't matter if it's a lie, 30% of the US will take it as gospel. Source: my grandma took Trump at his word when he claimed he knew nothing about Project 2025 🙄

A bit of sadness in c/[email protected]

AAAAAAAAAA in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They wanted to