nyahlathotep

make megaman legends 3

oh, a show about a rich twat being a rich twat in a new country? sign me up, please

I think he's just wearing broad shoulder guards under his robe, ala Piccolo

lifetime means you or the company, whichever dies first

They called them boys, not men

this is one of my favorite far sides. I don't know if there's a joke to get, but I don't get it

but I still love it

We could make it ride on some sort of steel rail and string along multiple carriages to increase fuel and space efficiency

WanaBana Apple Cinnamon Fruit Puree pouches, Schnucks cinnamon-flavored applesauce pouches and variety pack and Weis cinnamon applesauce pouches were recalled

it was actually the cinnamon in the applesauce being cut with lead to significantly increase it's weight, thus it's value. It was an Ecuadoran cinnamon processor called Carlos Aguilera

https://www.npr.org/2024/10/24/nx-s1-5119336/cinnamon-lead-fda-recall-what-we-know

they used to put brick dust in chocolate bars, and sawdust in bread

edit: heck, they just caught someone recently intentionally putting lead in ~~applesauce~~ cinnamon that was used in applesauce, which has been used off and on as a sweetener since at least ancient rome, where a bunch of people went crazy and died from consuming a sweetener made by boiling grapes in lead pots

woah, what, i can't believe it

I think in proper cyberpunk, no individual is able to meaningfully change the system/improve world circumstances on their own, including a CEO of a gigantic megacorp. So a CEO can make things worse with their megacorp, but they can't make them better.

fuckin' losers

fuckass losers, even