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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I worked at a Red Lobster in the early 2000s and my job was to portion out "vegetable medley" into plastic bags. These bags were kept in big trays in the refrigerator, and they would be pulled and thrown into the microwave for a minute or so. They'd dump the vegetables out of the bag and onto the plate and then just throw the bag on the floor. Cleaning up after a shift was like bulldozing filthy plastic bags.

Olive Garden is/was owned by the same group, so I'm sure it was spiritually similar there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Would also like to stop hearing the word Unhinged. I don't think it carries any value anymore.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Do you know what a shit barometer is, boy? Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you'll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warn you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Carbonated water Orange Vanilla Mio Cherry/strawberry liquid IV cranberry juice

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I have a feeling they’ll be worshipping her before the weekend is over. Maybe cutting up their own faces and chaining themselves to doors. They just need time to adjust, this development is weird for everybody.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

They’ll fall in line pretty soon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Revenant woman Screaming down the street Revenant woman The kind I’d like to stay very, very far the fuck away from

from “Revenant Woman” by Roy Orbison

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I have about 5 pounds of bicentennial quarters.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My mom won a week-long vacation to England from a Fruitopia bottle cap contest and she gave it to me and my little brother. I was 20 and he was 16 and we went all over the place. This was back in the days of no cell phones and disposable cameras. That was a lot of fun.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Works every time!

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