nixCraft

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How to send emails like pro https://www.instagram.com/p/CSo5B5UjkXm/?hl=en

Image description: HOW TO SEND EMAILS: STEP 2: READ EMAIL. STEP 1: TYPE EMAIL.. 500 TIMES BEFORE SENDING. STEP 3: SEND EMAIL. STEP 4: GO TO "SENT FOLDER" AND READ MAIL AGAIN FROM THE RECEIVERS PERSPECTIVE. Comic by AMBYCOMICS

(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-04-14) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

I have the cleanest website on Earth, yet Google sends traffic to sites like this one. I come to the conclusion that Google rewards sites running Google Ads. It makes sense because it makes Google more money. User experience can go to /dev/null 🙂 and good luck reading any of this. LOL.

orig txt:
PHP is still better than any JS 👇😂 credit https://turnoff.us/ #php #programming #development

Image description: This comic hilariously compares PHP and bananas:

1. Can you eat it? Yes to the banana, no to PHP (unless you're really determined).
2. Can it prevent cramps? Banana wins again! Not sure about PHP...
3. Is it a great programming language? Well, that depends on who you ask...

TL;DR: Banana Triumphs!

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.

(title added by lemmy community mod). Original text:
Some of the biggest names in #opensource, #Linux, and #Unix world: Sebastian Hetze, Linus Torvalds, and Dennis Ritchie in conversation at the USENIX Annual Technical Conference in January 1997

Image description: Some of the biggest names in #opensource, #Linux, and #Unix world: Sebastian Hetze, Linus Torvalds, and Dennis Ritchie in conversation at the USENIX Annual Technical Conference in January 1997

(Originally published on mastodon.social: 2024-03-05) - Click the Fedi-Link to visit.