nicknonya

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

evenly lit, ink smudged weird, camera somehow perfectly on top without occluding any light

may snakes bite your balls and all your milk turn sour

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that's uni you FOOL

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

can i use my help action to kiss them homosexual style DM?

~@[email protected]~

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Count Duckula

the reading comprehension on this site i swear

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damn i guess we should shut down bars pubs and all other 18+ activities, what if a child saw that!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

and then another synonym would be used, and then another and another and by the end of month 1 you've banned half of the oxford dictionary and the kiddies have already moved on to ancient Aramaic. or more realistically diacritic/lookalike spam, good luck filtering that!

you could probably make some sentiment analysis system to autoflag things but why would you bother? i doubt tiktok really gives a shit, it doesn't have morals or a goal beyond its next quarterly report, as long as it can word "we're doing the barest minimum, fuck off" into something more polite it's all good in their books i reckon

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23396300

show transcriptnickyflowers posts:

it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to

nickyflowers replies:
oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads?

 

show transcriptnickyflowers posts:

it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to

nickyflowers replies:
oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads?

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23312757

show transcriptthedickcavettshow posts:
hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23312757

show transcriptthedickcavettshow posts:
hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23312757

show transcriptthedickcavettshow posts:
hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

 

show transcriptthedickcavettshow posts:
hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23252685

show transcriptlil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]

Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]

@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino

[end of twitter screenshot]

cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down hte shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'

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br(ule)itish (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23252685

show transcriptlil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]

Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]

@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino

[end of twitter screenshot]

cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down hte shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'

68
br(ule)itish (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23252685

show transcriptlil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]

Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]

@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino

[end of twitter screenshot]

cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down hte shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'

176
br(ule)itish (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

show transcriptlil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]

Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]

@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino

[end of twitter screenshot]

cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down the shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'

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damn (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 
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polyrule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

show transcriptviciar posts:
still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “MEN DNI’ DNI” banner

raptorofwar replies:
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#wolf goat and cabbage polycule

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