If someone's going with the assumption it wasn't Epstein who did it to himself, Donald would logically be the number one suspect. Here we have Jeff Epstein's best friend, who admitted he had the same "On the younger side" tastes (in addition to on his own time bragging that if he found someone attractive he sexually assaults them and he'll get away with it because he's famous, but you aren't allowed to use that confession against him because he was in a locker room when he said it), and was in charge of the prison where he died, wished the woman who trafficked for Jeff, sometimes from Donald's shithole club, well, explicitly said he probably won't release files on Epstein because of "false accusations", and is now doing everything he can to make good on that not releasing them.
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It's the dementia. If you go back and read some of his birther nonsense for instance, it was clearly complete bullshit, but there was at least a thread of pseudo coherence to it that people who really really wanted to believe because they were racist could grasp onto. This is just complete mush.
My money's on "I had to do it to gain the trust of the cabal so I could take them down from the inside, like a cop in deep cover committing crimes to 'prove' they aren't a cop. I hated it even more than the girls did" or similar
Interestingly, the Playstation one officially isn't the letter X, it's "Cross" according to Sony. But pretty much no one ever actually uses that name.
One of those interesting facts I like and will bring up sometimes, the pound and the gram aren't just different scales for the same thing since the pound is the measure of weight or force and the gram is the measure of mass. In the vast majority of cases most people encounter in everyday life they'll be roughly interchangeable if you convert, most things being done at roughly 1g with extremely minor variations for location that won't come up unless you're doing super precise measurements, buoyancy won't come into play for majority of things most people are measuring in day to day, etc.
Interestingly, as written the pile of bones can be any pile of bones, since the Humanoid restriction parses to only being applied to the corpse section, confirmed in the Sage Advice Compendium for 5e (the wording of the spell has not been substantially changed in 5.5 for that part, only changing what the group does when you don't issue a command. Though I don't think that's included in 5.5's SAC so far). So if you have enough, like, chicken bones to arrange into the size for the skeleton statblock, that RAW works.
https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Kryptonian_Birthing_Matrix https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Armageddon_2001 Though I suppose it's possible it could have been retconned back at some point, and there could be continuities that just don't show the relevant bits so could be either origin as canon for that continuity. So may be more accurate to say for most just it's inconclusive
Technically he was "born" in the US in most versions going back a few decades. His pod was retconned from one they put a whole living baby into in earlier stories, to an artificial womb "birthing matrix" that combined DNA. Was even a storyline that dealt with if he was eligible to be President based on that (may have even been the reason for the retcon, can't remember). So he'd be an "anchor baby" to use their racist term, and someone Donald wants to invalidate an amendment with an executive order for
I think starting out as a standard sparkly magical girl stock transformation, then partway through switching to a more visceral werewolf or Hulk style sequence could be a fun way to do it.
That big ball of nuclear fusion you can see sometimes is also pretty alright
What's wild is, if he just released it, even if it showed he was in fact the number one guy, even more involved than Epstein himself, not a single one of his worshipers would care about that. He's the infallible god king, they'd say his part was a necessary and good thing. They're just mad that he's holding out on them and not giving them dirt on the 'evil Democrats'.