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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Looking at the comments,

I guess you...

...miscalculated. 😏😎 aaaahhhh

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, but you suck...
hard...
at being...
a sad, sad satellite. 🛰️

I'm glad for you :)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Son, your mother and I discussed this lengthy and we have come to the conclusion...

What your father is trying to say, is that we expected you to serve dinner five minutes ago and, despite our endless love for you son, our patience is running short.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure! He hasn't moved for days. Must be really comfy!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Lead is the best, makes everyone truly crazy!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't worry, it's too big for him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If the universe is truly infinite and as homogeneous as it appears to be, then an infinite amount of people had already said that, will say that and are saying it right now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Nicht doch, wir Brüder und Schwestern der Pastalen Front müssen uns nicht entschuldigen, niemals!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

WIR BEUGEN UNS KEINER ERPRESSUNG!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ja gut, so wie es vorher ausgehen hat, darüber wollen wir gar nicht erst reden.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Danke! Der einzig verständliche Kommentar in dieser Kommune!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Halt die Klappe!

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