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This reminds me of this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lY0M917Ue6Y

Of course it is an argument! We are arguing!

I'm trying to come up with a dialogue that follows these rules, but it gets weird fast.

You ghoulishly sloush around the aisles, avoiding eye contact at all cost, but still a customer talks to you:

C: "Hi, excuse me. I'm looking for tomatoes."

You: "We are out for today."

C: "Oh, that's unfortunate."

You: "" (still avoiding eye contact)

C: "Well, how about I come back tomorrow?"

You: "There will be a new shipment of tomatoes by tomorrow."

C: "Okay, great! Then I just come back tomorrow?"

You: "If you come back tomorrow, there will be a new shipment of tomatoes."

C: "Are you alright?"

Avoiding eye contact, you silently slither away.

I haven't read your post, but you are obviously wrong!

As long as they don't point that thing at me, I don't get the point. 😀

I'll show myself out.

Kommt schon ihr Gallier! Seid unsere Rettung!

I would be so happy if there was a Linux version!

I'm sorry, I'm not kink shaming, but I'm not comfortable with calling you slur names. ;)

Thanks dog!

That's truly generous, letting all those human peasants in on the ride of his majesty

We need that template! 👷

The other guy never stood a chance! That's the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:

Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo