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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nah, these aren't dongs. They're definitely uteran, in honor of Women's History Month!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

..did they add crime as a shortcut to speedrun capitalism?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ughhh, I hate ingesting stimulants and sitting at computer at work >:(

I wish I could ingest stimulants and sit at computer at home :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Pretty sure this is the cover of an unreleased Primus album

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

And, if my understanding of how everything that ends up following dystopian fiction only seems to get the dullest parts of it is true, it means we won't even get a cool song to sing :\

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Joke's on you, I'm a habitual daydreamer. I don't even NEED hands. I am distraction itself.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything

Abridged version

[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What OP is neglecting to mention is they pronounce both of them "bwush :3"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Ah, reminds me of being unemployed and depressed.

Not having to wake up at 6am was nice, though

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The other one represents James' temptation to escape accountability for his actions by saying "I was just doing hot girl shit lmao idk" and then proceed to go out and be worse

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Saved you a click: Plate the pasta, put the plate on a scissor lift.

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