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Not pictured: Doug's brother Jack

(I know it's painfully unoriginal, but I do what I want in this absurd world and I cannot be stopped)

Yikes!

Bro types like he just got whacked with a warm wiener, twice

Doctor wanted something to remember him by

This makes me want an Everett True beat 'em up that plays like Yakuza, and is set in 1900s America, but, for some reason, the voice acting is still in Japanese, and Kiryu's VA plays Everett.

Understood. Time to make a living by butchering my own kind and turning them into sausages.

Not a fan of the royal 'we', then, I take it?

I always wondered if Satan was actually defeated by this, or if he spent the whole ordeal just thinking, "Oh, whoa, he actually took the bait. Holy shit, he's actually doing it. This is hilarious. I can't believe it was this easy. Unreal."

Fuck. Now I can't remember what I'm so anxious about.

Same. I like to start with A Period of Cream first, though

Me, but instead of affecting her clothes in any way, The Hand™️ activates my neurons by drawing the two circles on her face

Reports that the president was later heard remarking to staffers that, in addition, it was also, "mega bodacious," and "tubular to the max." Unsubstantiated rumors follow that the president punctuated this statement with a "cowabunga." More as this develops.

Not all squares are rectangles, but all rectangles are insecure dweebs who need to find something better to do.