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The point is that I don't want my actual phone near my bed. I use an old decrepit phone instead of an alarm clock because then I can pick which song to wake up to.

I also use a 10 year old android phone as my alarm, mainly to be able to pick whatever song I want to wake up to. That's why I do not understand why OP is using Piezo as their ringtone. That must be the most annoying sound ever!

Who the hell uses Piezo as their alarm ringtone? It must be one of the most annoying sounds in the universe!

What do you mean "we were not talking about software programming patterns"?

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The weak interaction is just electromagnetism if the photons had mass and charge (and broke CP and flavour simmetry, yeah). Above the unification scale they are literally the same field.

Plus, what really makes a theory hard is how hard it is to compute a prediction. There electroweak group is renormalizable. For the strong force you need to do weird lattice calculations.

I maintain that the strong force should be the derpy one.

And every time I see this meme, I read it as "the better days are behind you".

The strong force has colored charges and increases with the distance, how is it not the derpy one?

The weak interaction is just electromagnetism if the photons had mass (and broke CP and flavour simmetry, yeah).

Gravity bends the geometry of spacetime itself, it's pretty eldritch to me.

Are you kidding? The strong force depends on colours and increases with the distance, how is it not the derpy one?

The weak interaction is just electromagnetism if the photons had mass (and broke CP and flavour simmetry, yeah).

They'll move office straight into the window kernel.