mtpender

joined 2 years ago
[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

"NO! GOD NO! PLEASE GOD NO!"

[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Incorrect, it should be "Why am I in front of you?" not "Why I am infront of you".

[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Sounds like something an architect would say...

Shame

Shame

Shame

[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago

"Hoist the colours!"

[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"The Spice must flow"

[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

But can it run doom?

[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

It's all fun and games until someone notices that the "nails" are made from bone...

[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

TFW you join a raid party on a foreign server.

[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Just making sure everyone has paid their TV license

"They're watching Columbo"

[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

You want to preform Exterminatus on Holy Terra? HERESY!

[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

This man is a true servant of The Emperor, the touch of Chaos must be resisted at all costs.

[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

I thought our work song was:

🎶"I owe, I owe, It's off to work I go!"🎶

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