mindbleach

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 minutes ago

So... rebranding APUs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 33 minutes ago

Say "I condemn the government of..." and throw a dart at a map.

If some darts would put you in jail, start by condemning your own government.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 59 minutes ago (2 children)

"Not happy with the gay rights situation" is screaming the quiet part at the top of your lungs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

They rehosted the image as "F-35Gulliver.jpg".

You can miss that the people standing around this stadium-sized single-pilot aircraft are as tall as the buildings in the corner.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

... I hope you keep good backups, if you think it takes a hammer-blow to kill a hard drive. The heads float half a dick-hair above spinning metal. They're good at pulling away when it seems like they might get bumped together - but all it takes is one miss.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Absolutely no reason to put one in a new laptop.

But not all computers are new.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

What, like the head crashed by sheer coincidence, after eight hours of rattling?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (10 children)

It was last year.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (12 children)

No turbulence while taking a piss or shit

Train bathrooms seem specifically designed to discourage using the bathroom while riding a train.

Also I had a laptop die from the constant vibrations destroying the hard disk drive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

OP: Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Microsoft does not make processors.

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