midori_matcha

joined 3 months ago
[–] midori_matcha@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Siri still struggles with toggling my lights with voice commands, after nearly 8 years of tearful screaming at my HomePod.

I want to see 1 Infinite Loop transformed into a giant toilet.

[–] midori_matcha@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

THE JOY OF NOT BEING RECOMMENDED ANYTHING

[–] midori_matcha@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Study the weak points, make true your aim. The inevitable human-robot war draws nearer.

[–] midori_matcha@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

A cost worth cutting nonetheless

[–] midori_matcha@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"Allegedly" and "reportedly" are magic words that keeps the lawyers away, since no media company actually wants the liability of being an authoritative source of information.

[–] midori_matcha@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I have a small zip bag of 100+ of these in a drawer. Sometimes you gotta pop out a SIM card. Other times you gotta hit a pinhole reset button to fix a rogue router. In a pinch, they're also a good shiv or shank.

[–] midori_matcha@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

boolean bloat

[–] midori_matcha@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

my dopamine receptors are smoldering

[–] midori_matcha@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

A smart TV nowadays should only be treated as a computer monitor loaded with a bloated, spyware-ridden OSD.

I've connected a Samsung and a Roku TV to my WiFi one time, and they each routinely make hundreds of thousands of advertisement and data collection requests over the network daily.

Take advantage of the deals if you must get a TV, but never connect it to the internet, only navigate the UI to switch display inputs, use external devices only, and always, always, always turn off motion-interpolation!

[–] midori_matcha@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago

Github is owned by Microsoft, so don't worry, it's going to get worse

[–] midori_matcha@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I haven't had streamslop subs in years.

Been sailing the seven seas ever since, and I'm watching it all burn from the crow's nest.

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