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From my own perspective, if anything looks vaguely (vaguely!) like an ass packed into a pair of jeans like these beautiful sacks look, I would be remiss in not giving them a cursory smack.

That would be the patriotic thing to do 🫡 🍟

How much is a pack of Marlboros now?

Yeah, that's the flaw in OP's plan. It's pretty rare for a class to be completely covered in lecture

Coffee. It's something that I refuse to compromise on. It may be especially important to me because I like to drink it black. If it doesn't taste great without adding anything to it, it's not with drinking at all in my opinion.

You're kidding, right?

Yes, very mild indeed. Almost too mild 🤨

Ah, okay. I guess that makes more sense. It's still a pretty scuffed punchline, because doesn't the movie pretty clearly explain that? Why would the character just be getting it? Seems pretty shoehorned in. I guess I'm thinking too hard about a silly comic

The punchline about Jack Sparrow makes no sense. It has zero connection to drones. Is it just supposed to be funny because it's a reference? Maybe I'm missing something

If you had to put money on it, what do you think the odds are that he knows the basic open C chord on the guitar?

If this is happening to you, you may be in need of a CPAP machine and probably some long term fitness goals