Now hear me out, what if you become a shareholder and also put in the bare minimum effort?
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I have a few 2015 laptops, the last time the apple logo lights up like it damn well should, (and their operating systems are still getting updates almost a decade later) ipods and an iphone 6 I've fixed, apple TV because it was cheap enough. all told I'm in it for less than the cost of a new macbook and apple hasn't got a cent yet. I have an imac from 2008 I found on the side of the road that actually needs linux but a computer of that vintage in 2008 would be a paperweight at best, the fact it's still useful as a computer at all is astonishing to me.
I had a 7800 with custom bios and ram cart and would play a kaboom hack that started at max difficulty and ramped from there
a lot of early 2000s 2600 homebrews would probably make my list but Thrust+ is the GOAT
Ironically it's only used on phones now so it's clearly not the chemical hardening alone that made them amazing.