meme_historian

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[–] meme_historian 35 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

[..] are planning to present photographic and scientific evidence to a US court to prove Mrs Macron is a woman.

Am I reading this correctly? The French first lady will submit images of her vulva as court evidence to win a feud with an annoying Internet person?

Interesting times we're living in

[–] meme_historian 5 points 2 days ago

Findet noch jemand, dass er unangenehme Γ„hnlichkeit mit dem Schwein von Homer Simpson hat?

[–] meme_historian 19 points 3 days ago

Even when aim is there, splashing occurs. It really shows that some men never had to clean their own bathrooms.

Also fuck you if you piss standing up in a stall when there's pissoirs outside.

You want privacy for your little weenie, sit your ass down and scroll on your phone like normal people do.

[–] meme_historian 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

404 page's on point tho πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

A large 404 font that has seemingly killed kenny by falling on him. He's bleeding profusely from his head/neck area

[–] meme_historian 53 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] meme_historian 6 points 1 week ago

Hahahahaha yeah you cry baby fuck, hang a big "no internet meanies" sign at the airports as well πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

[–] meme_historian 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Plus they are Etsy witches after all...

"Curse for long thumbs"*

*ymmv

[–] meme_historian 62 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Sooo apparently witchcraft might be real 🧿

Either that, or Jezebel accidentally found a group of assassins operating on the clear web cause TOR's too fucking slow πŸ˜„

[–] meme_historian 1 points 1 week ago

"I can't stand the word empathy"

[–] meme_historian 15 points 1 week ago

Pfizer did nothing wrong! Stop RFK Jr.'s anti-"big mommy milkers" crusade!!1!

[–] meme_historian 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

re: gene editing

Ummm what kind of deranged psycho would sit in a doctors office and specify:"I want my daughter to have huge tits!"

[–] meme_historian 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean the "west's" brain had been thoroughly washed as well... embarrassingly by some egghead cuck named Milton though

 
 

When you hate your workplace so much you just can't... Good thing I'm switching jobs in September and have my last day somewhere in mid-August πŸ˜…

 

David Attenborough voice: "Observe this 32 year old male, that has somehow convinced everyone he's a functioning adult, not being able to get up from the sofa and put his damn phone away."

 

It seems I shouldn't have posted this without context

TL;DW

  • yes the video is (at least partially) about Teflon, hence the cynical title

  • no, Teflon (or generally big Fluoropolymers) are not the problem. Ingesting them does nothing to you, because as long, chemically inert polymers they just pass through you from one end to the other

  • The problem are perfluoroalkyl acids: C8 (PFOA) and later substitutes such as C6/GenX, PFOS, PFHA, PFHxS which are chemicals used to start the Teflon polymerization. They are short-chained carbon-fluorine molecules that coincidentally mimic the structure of fatty acids, thus can accumulate in our bodies without a way for our bodies to break them down.

  • These chemicals leach into the environment from factories and accumulate in everything, to the point that the whole water cycle has been contaminated (yes that shit comes down everywhere with the rain)

  • There is conclusive proof that PFOA exposure is linked to a number of organ damage and cancers, particularly testicular cancer and kidney cancer, with likely links to lung and pancreatic cancer not reflected in the study due to survivor bias (they died before the study was concluded)

 
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Angry ComSci Prof. noises (self.programmer_humor)
 

Please leave recursion to math and keep it out of (in particular C) software: it kills and will kill again.

Kind regards from libexpat, see CVE-2022-25313 and CVE-2024-8176 for proof.

https://blog.hartwork.org/posts/expat-2-7-0-released/

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Happy anniversary (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmit.online/post/5364920

just for good measures

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