maniacalmanicmania

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I'm lying in bed waiting for my partner to finish in the bathroom before we pass out together. It's late.

Tomorrow someone is coming to pick up a washing machine I'm giving away. I hope they ask about the free fridge as well. I hope they're not weird.

Fly halfway across the country in a couple days to our new digs. Looks boring af. I'll have to go scouring the neighbourhood for props to lift so I can get some indoor plants going.

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From Wikipedia - Double Penetration:

The spit-roast is a variation of double penetration, whereby a person is penetrated in the rear by one penis (either in the vagina or anus) and performs oral sex on another penis. This sexual act combines both the doggy style position with fellatio; the "spit-roast" is frequently depicted within pornography.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

I thought the picture was for a KFC ad at first.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You did stand up?

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cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/post/937026

Now, to the tree-kangaroos. Between 5 and 3.5 million years ago, Australia experienced a brief pause in an eons-long drying trend. For a few million years, forest habitats expanded across the continent. During this time, evolutionary biologists believe that an ancestral species of rock wallaby gradually adapted from climbing rocky cliff faces to climbing trees. They evolved shorter, broad feet with flexible ankles, and strong forearms with curved claws; all adaptations that aid life in the trees. 

Paleontologists regularly find ancient tree-kangaroo fossils in locations as diverse as the Nullarbor plain, in the far south, to the New Guinea highlands. Some of these species were as large as adult humans.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Thank you. The last bit about the peacekeepers being unidentified may be the last piece of this puzzling article I could not comprehend.

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Modlog, apparently they haven't replied to PMs so got a 30 day ban.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why is the Australian flag so big when I can see lots of flags that are recognisable at quarter of the size?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What's with the downvotes?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

You found something that works for you. keep using it until it doesn't.

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A shedload of Northern Exposure. Been busy packing to move to a new city. Now I wish I was moving to small country town even though I know they're nothing like Cicely.

 

Flying Tong was a Korean chicken and beer joint on Enmore Road and operated for about the past eight years. A few weeks or so ago it closed and some tacky Mexican place has opened since. Tacky because they put a blinding VIP club style shop sign out the front where there is a bus stop. Seriously people.

I just came across Flying Tong's old shop sign on the curb near our place.

Flying Tong kept us going during the pandemic. Knowing that I could go and get super spicy chicken and wash it down with a cold beer before succumbing to a food coma brought me much joy.

I am genuinely sad to see Flying Tong go. All the best to the proprietor and staff.

 
 

cross-posted from: https://aussie.zone/post/21470065

Australia's sanctions against two far-right Israeli government ministers have been condemned by the US secretary of state, Marco Rubio.

Foreign Minister Penny Wong on Wednesday morning announced Australia would join New Zealand, Canada, Norway and the United Kingdom in sanctioning Itamar Ben-Gvir and Bezalel Smotrich.

 
 

cross-posted from: https://aussie.zone/post/21333192

I ate this meal at the end of 5 days of bushwalking AKA backpacking.

The chips and “butter fish” are accompanied by a wedge of lemon, some tartare sauce and a sprinkling of chicken salt. Also a deep fried dim sim, a calamari ring, and a battered scallop.

Including a drink (ginger beer?), it cost AUD$16.80.

I like to crosspost stuff I find in All that references Australia to AZ.

 

Did you pick your nose? Did you stop picking your nose?

How did you do it?

 
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