m4xie

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

I'm going to use Jedi mind tricks on myself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I think it's probable that gambling, or any other habit that strongly activates certain reward pathways to the extent that it can form an addiction, would change your behaviour patterns in broader ways.

Almost all characteristics are both nature and nurture, and frequent gambling could change the balance of your personality.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm more enjoying thinking about doing maximum damage to my own stomach now.

I'd take a blender off the shelf and over to the bakery, and make myself a lot of cake milkshakes. I'd eat several rotisserie chickens.

There's a McDonald's in the Walmart near me, but since I'm alone that doesn't help much, I don't want to burn myself horribly. There's also an opticians.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

The rules don't state that I have to stay in the Walmart. I can use the fact I'm alone to gather materials to create maximal destruction in adjacent areas.

Oh course, I'm not alone out there so I would face resistance, but it still gives me the best chance of maximizing the posited utility function.

(Except I'm not a robot that would turn people into paperclips. I'm a person that doesn't want to hurt anyone, and don't see any personal benefit in vandalizing a Walmart either.

I'd probably just eat myself to death.)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

On Twitter they were asking people to work there for free.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Just the one k?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

The fact that he won the popular vote this time makes most of those irrelevant. Not the voter suppression and felon disenfranchisement.

Although one felon is super-duper enfranchised!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I don't suppose anyone explained The Hague Invasion Act before he was removed?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Service-Members%27_Protection_Act

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What did you find in the region under examination?

His belt buckle, his huge smartphone in one pocket (now fried), and a wallet full of change in the other!

And inside the body?

Dunno, we couldn't see it under all the stuff!

People in here are calling bullshit on the bullshit, but I think it makes sense they'd remove obvious obstructions to the image like a belt buckle, even if they didn't know it went further in the belt. The guy can hold his pants up for the duration of the procedure.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

It sounds like they allow (and prohibit) Speedos and women's bikini bottoms of similar cuts, ie, briefs but not thongs.

The rule states "males and females".

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

Cowards, push-up bras are the male push-up bra!

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