m4xie

joined 2 years ago
[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

If they can't even identify a Elon's salute...

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

If I owned the boot, I'd want to be able to do this.

I can daydream about owning the boot.

The boot on the people I don't like has cleats!

If only Boot Man knew this boot was on the wrong person!

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 5 months ago

For the "main event" that's normal.

When people talk about sex lasting for much longer, that's probably from when they go to the bedroom till when they fall asleep, take out their phones, or are just done for a while. That time will include foreplay and other stuff, which is great!

It's also some serious exertion, so you can include some cuddle breaks to pace yourselves and talk about what you're enjoying, what you want to do next, and whisper sweet nothings.

Presentation and thrusting should not last for two hours. That would be painful and exhausting for both participants. It would also be an indication of some problem such as that the condom is too tight

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You picked a good one! Greece, China, or Egypt would take a lot longer!

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You store passwords in plaintext?

Also, I was asked to unlock a former employee work layout. I did expect to be able to do it, but it was fast to easy

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago

The rest of the skeet shooting club didn't

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

Just label it Greater Israel

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

It's like the fast food place in The Emperor's New Groove!

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

They say the best revenge is a life well lived. I want two guys to competitively live great lives at each other, until in old age they're best friends!

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

A sun-burned penguin?

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You ever seen a turtle?

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago

A post politely requesting that it itself be taken down.

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