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I started learning how to program when I asked myself how I could setup one web page template and include the content instead of copying the menus and logos on every page. Most people will never be observant enough to consider this might be how most big websites function, or how/why they would develop anything. There's a tall gate that some people just walk right over.

To them a vacuum is probably a soul sucking machine that traps the scents of the people he loves into an invisible void.

At 5pm somebody once added an email that had an auto responder to a distribution list that was used in a lot of places. As I'm eating my dinner my phone is getting blown up because everything is suddenly getting spammed with delivery failures because the auto responder was getting blocked from blasting everybody on the distribution list. I was like, I'm sorry you've fabricated an urgent situation after hours but I'm gonna eat my chicken now.

Shoot and I thought my 30 second SQL queries were a problem

It's getting ridiculous though like even gas stations are starting to ask. Like sorry why should I leave a tip to get a Snickers and bottle of water rung up?

I was thinking Justin Bieber, but I can see Emma too

Actually I just started doing this and got a 7 DVD changer. Same as what I spend in a month for all these random streaming services.

What if we get Mr beast to lock himself in a room with Jake Paul and say whoever makes it from now on will be the only content creator on YouTube. Then we just never let them out and turn off the Livestream.

Which is interesting to say the least given that most cars from the past few years use LTE radios which will eventually work about as well as cars from the early 2000s with OnStar.

PO boxes never fulfilled that requirement I don't know why people think you can use a PO box on your driver's license or vehicle registration. They want a physical domicile where the government can come and govern you.

DMV: "Sir your van cannot be registered using itself as the address"

More than full retail most of the time! They're not even bothering to compete with Walmart or Target anymore on the same products.