lemmyng

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Obligatory "/laughs in alpine" response.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Until you sport too much and get an injury, and then it's just a chain reaction of things breaking down because you can't exercise them like you used to.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (7 children)

HeliBoard. However for swipe typing it'll take some practice to get used to, it's more sensitive to swipe accuracy and you may need to reset your muscle memory.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Twelve milkmen is theoretically possible. Thirteen is silly.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Drug Fraud government lying? I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked!

Well, actually not shocked at all.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 2 months ago (19 children)

C is yielding to a pedestrian, but carbrain D cannot fathom yielding to anything smaller than their car.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)

/slaps knee

"Welp!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says "Did you know there's a steering wheel attached to your belt?" The pirate replies "Arr, it be driving me nuts!"

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

Would you settle for "must be willing to be called Reggie"? That way you can skip the name requirement, and just make it clear that you're going to call them Reggie.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

They're a forum where members participate in group trolling, stalking, doxxing, and harassment of their targets.

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