lapis

you know that awful, yet annoyingly catchy, rap that Cassius Green does to appease the rich white people at totally-not-Bezos’ house party in Sorry to Bother You? yeah, that.

have we eaten the onion, or has the onion eaten us all?

the french feminine ideal

I work for a very small company, almost entirely remote, but we’re doing our yearly-ish in-office work week next week.

I am not out at work. I previously was just boymoding at work. I now have enough tiddy that they can’t be hidden with a simple sports bra and baggy shirt combo. I’m gonna have to come out at work.

anyone have advice or experience? especially for a small/tiny company?

hell yeah and here I was just using standard scifi/cyberpunk terms

we'd have to do a physical inspection of access points for data skimmers like we had to do with gas pump credit card scanners before chips were widespread.

it's immortal for me!

...so it'll live for 1-70 more years, at least.

my older brother owned a pair of these so obviously they were the shit.

but realistically if I got a pair now I would simply give myself broken bones and brain damage.