kubok

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Getting some definite Daft Punk vibes here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Een nieuw bruin jasje. Met een zwarte armband.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Dus: hij geeft de voorkeur aan neoliberalen, fascisten en religieus fundamentalisten. En dan hoeven ze niet eens een meerderheid te vormen? Wat een enge man.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Judging by your user name, I'll assume that you speak Dutch. The Heineken factory in Den Bosch is near the Brabanthallen. For context: this is a huge congress hall (or rather: a complex of several halls) that used to be a cattle market. I once went there a few days after a large cattle market. You could still smell the cow piss. To this day I still maintain that it is no coincidence that the Brabanthallen and the Heineken factory are so close to each other. :-)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In Dutch, it just means cat's asshole.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I was having the same though about Heineken.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Stelletje parasieten.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Ik ben voor een president, al is het maar dat we die regelmatig kunnen inwisselen. Met Prins Pils zitten we zijn hele werkzame leven opgescheept.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lately, I was in a train. Across me, there is this man who keeps peeilng oranges, throwing black pepper on them and throwing them out of the window. After some time, my curiosity gets the best of me, so I ask him why he is throwing peppered oranges out of the train window. "Why sir?", he says, "To keep the elephants away of course". I replied that there are no elephants around, to which he says: "so it works!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Running shoes. Antipronation shoes are fucking expensive, but having bad support will eventually hurt my feet, ankles or knees. I would get hurt very fast if I started running in cheap sneakers or something.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hihi. Brand bier.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Zuurkoolstamp. Alleen jammer dat vega rookworst lang niet zo lekker is als de niet-vega, dus dat eet ik niet zo vaak meer.

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