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SLPT For maximum efficiency on laundry day, wash your clothes while naked (lemmy.world)
 

And whatever bullshit the laundry mat owner is yelling at you about, tell him to fuck off.

SLPT Don't have a mask? Use a leaf instead in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

you god damn right!

SLPT avoid wasting time brushing your teeth by putting tooth paste on your food. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Little extra kick to your refreshing morning

SLPT Support Reddit in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah fuck spez too

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SLPT Don't have a mask? Use a leaf instead (i.postimg.cc)
 
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SLPT If you are making toast and the butter is too hard to spread, just microwave the knife for 30 seconds. It'll cut right through the butter and spread the butter perfectly. (lemmy.world)
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Beef and Rice Stirfry (gfycat.com)
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SLPT: (i.postimg.cc)
 
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Instant Pot BBQ Brisket Sliders (gfycat.com)
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SLPT Get a steering wheel and peddles for a driving game to practice drunk driving (lemmy.world)
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SLTP If you get pushed in a pool don't swim back up, the person that did the pushing gets to learn their lesson with a murder charge. (lemmy.world)
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SLPT avoid wasting time brushing your teeth by putting tooth paste on your food. (lemmy.world)
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Community about sharing some very helpful shitty life pro tips (lemmy.world)
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Shitty Life Pro Tips

A place for the shittiest, most mocking “pro-tips” you can think of. This Community is welcome to anything shitty pro-tip related, such as memes, discussing the best shitty tip, and much more. > [email protected]

lemmy.world/c/shittylifeprotips

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SLPT Support Reddit (lemmy.world)
 

If you have not already realized the title is a shitty life pro tip.

Welcome to the shitty life pro tip community! As a lot of us leave reddit for something far superior ;) thought this community was missing, would always love reading these. Please if you have an amazing tip go ahead and post it here!

Thanks!

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Egg, Ham, And Cheese Tortilla Wrap in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

1 x Tortilla

2 x Eggs (beaten)

1 x Slice of ham

Cheese

Salt and Pepper.

Vegetable oil

Heat the vegetable oil and add the beaten eggs

Once the eggs are semi cooked place the tortilla on top

Allow the eggs to cook properly and flip the tortilla

Place slice of ham, cheese and salt/pepper to season and fold the tortilla

Press down with a spatula till cheese is melted, remove and cut into 4 pieces

Enjoy

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