kieron115

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

"old people's prostates" is a hell of a specific kink, but he said himself he wants to fuck joe biden and his prostate!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Verizon is finally laying fiber optic in western maryland. I can't wait to ditch Starlink and save ~$100 a month in the process.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, so that's why my internet went out for 4 hours yesterday. RIP.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh shit, hopefully god can't see through my tin roof.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

When you're chewing on life's gristle don't grumble, give a whistle. And this'll help things turn out for the best.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's an odd way of spelling incest. /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I always heard that grocery stores dump their "expired" food instead of donating it to avoid the possibility that someone could get sick and sue them. Idk if it's true or not but the whole thing is fucked.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Obviously you just forgot to lick the tines!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

What kind of bulb is it? There's a chance that homebridge or something could control it through an API without needing the app.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Through absolute chance (the TV i wanted was sold out on clearance so I got a different one on clearance) I ended up with an Android TV-powered sony bravia. It lets you go into the app permissions and disable the optical recognition whateverthefuck they call it software. The rest of the analytics can be blocked by some regex firewall/DNS rules. It's the only smart TV OS that I would recommend.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

holy shit if that's original you win the internet for today

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