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Some people (~30%) can't separate reality from fiction.

Money is our true religion.

A little bit ironic, don't ya think?

Pick up that can

The Democrats feel like they are more concerned about how the utencils are arranged beside the plate than making sure people have food on it.

When purchasing isn't ownership, then piracy isn't theft.

Think tanks go brrr

I love that the town I live in seems to consistently mow around milkweed

I started doing the same

Yep, "keeping up with the Jones's" was a phrase I heard growing up in the 1980s

Also, attachment leads to suffering

I remember when I had a P60 and mp3 players could barely keep up

Then winamp came along and whipped the llama's ass

This is one benefit of still using Windows 7

My laptop is still chugging along since 2011, and I totally feel this comic.

It got an SSD to really boost performance.

It still runs Windows 7.

I can't create-react-app because I can't upgrade node to the version it requires.

Chrome doesn't update anymore.

This thing is robust and feels like I've had it forever.

I will be sad when it dies.