joaomarrom

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[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago

it's the beginning of a Chaotic Era in Trisolaris, DC

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

that's actually kinda cute, it's such a quaint prediction, coming straight from early 2023, when lots of people were impressed and had some degree of hope that AI would be a transformative, positive tool, rather than the nightmare factory churning out piss-colored garbage that it currently is

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

40 centimeters of iron.

holy fuck, I have no idea if 3.5kg of explosives is a lot, but I absolutely know that 40cm of iron is A LOT of iron

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm not in the US so I hope he does the plot of The Dark Knight and does extraordinary rendition to me

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

pretty solid sissy squat form from that first IDF guy

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who knew it was so easy for a president to just ignore whatever laws were inconvenient

When you're the president they just let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the Posse.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

his handlers want to make sure people know it's this clone speaking, not the other clone who hosted the apprentice

illuminati

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is disheartening.

So... there's nothing to be done? Iran's war of attrition strategy goes poof, just like that? What about closing Hormuz, and/or blowing up Saudi Aramco oil infrastructure? Would that be left as a response for Israel's inevitable sneak attack a few days into this so-called ceasefire?

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE! It has been fully agreed by and between Israel and Iran that there will be a Complete and Total CEASEFIRE (in approximately 6 hours from now, when Israel and Iran have wound down and completed their in progress, final missions!), for 12 hours, at which point the War will be considered, ENDED!

Officially, Iran will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 12th Hour, Israel will start the CEASEFIRE and, upon the 24th Hour, an Official END to THE 12 DAY WAR will be saluted by the World. During each CEASEFIRE, the other side will remain PEACEFUL and RESPECTFUL.

On the assumption that everything works as it should, which it will, I would like to congratulate both Countries, Israel and Iran, on having the Stamina, Courage, and Intelligence to end, what should be called, “THE 12 DAY WAR.”

This is a War that could have gone on for years, and destroyed the entire Middle East, but it didn’t, and never will! God bless Israel, God bless Iran, God bless the Middle East, God bless the United States of America, and GOD BLESS THE WORLD!"


[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I am admittedly bullish on the idea that Iran will package a peace deal with one for Gaza, so if this leads to that then all’s well that ends well, I guess.

I would be bullish on peace deals too if they were with literally anybody other than The Great Satan and its little spawn. Ceasefires and peace deals with Israel are suicidal. As they say, you do not negotiate with terrorists. There can be no peace in the region until Israel gets got.

Edit: FUCK

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, I wish it was true, and as much as I'd like to imagine that Brother Trump has found the light of Islam, now refuses to put the Ayatollah in harm's way, and is planning the downfall of Tel Aviv, it just doesn't sound like something that any US president would even dream of.

All I know is that Trump being the one person responsible for Israel's destruction (because let's face it, that's what would happen without US support), I don't think I would ever be able to stop laughing. It would be by far the funniest event in modern history, and nothing else comes even close.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 74 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

At this rate I'm convinced that my attention is the one thing holding the fabric of reality together, because shit always happens when I'm not Monitoring the Situation. As long as I'm here collapsing the wave function, World War III will continue to be averted.

 

I almost made the decision to be a lib and not link but eh here it is https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1783049915800736108

 

Folks, everybody's saying that Deep Purple plagiarized their greatest hit. Lots of Brazilians come to me and they say it, "Maria Moita was stolen!", they're all saying it. "They stole our song, and they made it purple!"

 

One of my students asked me this question and I did not really know how to answer her. She was referring to the kinds of "games" that children and sometimes adults play in order to make a decision, like other forms of flipping a coin, for example.

Here in my country we also do rock paper scissors, but we call it joquempô. We also do odds and evens, par ou ímpar, and a more extended version called dois ou um, "two or one", in which players present either one or two fingers, and then the ones who chose the same amount of fingers leave the game or become a team. This can also be done with up to five fingers, and then it's called dedos iguais, "equal/same fingers".

Are there any other such games in your country? My student really caught me off-guard when she asked that, I had never thought about this cultural aspect.

Also, I'm curious to know what you do and/or did as a child if you're not from an English-speaking country as well!

 

Aside from providing some of the most recognizable samples of all time, this song is simply an absolute fucking banger on its own right. That middle section with the flute is just sublime, good god

 

I fucking love these doors. I wish architecture nowadays was more imaginative and playful like this.

Also, I think this profile is legit a very very good follow, which is highly unlikely for someone with "Cultural" in their handle and a marble statue pfp.

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https://twitter.com/nashville_brook/status/1750155980992565383

sorry guys, this will be my last post on this website... I messed with the ehwmeemememwica and unfortunately gedehemehnfet

 

yet another banger from Donny Benét, the man who is living proof that you do not need to conform to beauty standards to be sexy as hell

 

mmm thy Lord is crunchy

 

Uhh let me be clear

 

Uhh, ready your spears

 

LMAO

mfw grandpa says some really racist shit at the dinner table

it fills my heart with joy to see this ghoul is having a very uncomfortable day at work

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