jaredt

joined 4 months ago

About Trump Mobile in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] jaredt@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

I read it as “pants bag” lol

Trump administration 'looking at' suspending habeas corpus, Stephen Miller says in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] jaredt@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Courts didn’t stop those people getting deported to El Salvador…

Hundreds of smartphone apps are monitoring users through their microphones in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] jaredt@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A few years ago, I would have said you were being overly paranoid. Nowadays, I’m in the same boat.

Also, the fuck is a chipotlane?

Nine people killed after car plows into crowd at Vancouver Filipino festival in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] jaredt@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

There was also an attack on the Afzaal family in London (Ontario) by a white nationalist with a pickup truck because they were visibly Muslim

In 2016, over 300 wild reindeer were killed by a single lightning strike on the Hardangervidda plateau in Norway in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world

[–] jaredt@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Christmas is fucked this year

As oligarch fortunes soar: The case for expropriating the billionaires in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] jaredt@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Liquefy Musk

The pipeline in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] jaredt@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Is it tender to eat gays?

Did you know you can track Elons jet from Mastodon? in c/fediverse@lemmy.world

[–] jaredt@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Tim Cook, Larry Ellison, a plane owned by Google, and a few megachurch guys among others, if I recall correctly

I like our king better in c/ehbuddyhoser@sh.itjust.works

[–] jaredt@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 months ago

Honestly, fuck both of them. Trump is worse by many orders of magnitude, but fuck ‘em both.

John Oliver sued by health-care exec for ‘out of context’ toilet hygiene segment - National | Globalnews.ca in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] jaredt@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago

I knew health-care execs were evil pieces of pus-filled human garbage but I never could have imagined someone saying anything like that in a testimony, regardless of context. Maybe I’m naïve

Trump vows to match Canada’s retaliatory tariffs ‘immediately.’ Live trade war updates here. in c/world@lemmy.world

[–] jaredt@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh fuck we forgot to triple stamp it

TIL Earth's electric field can make spiders propel into the air and fly across entire oceans in c/til@lemmy.world

[–] jaredt@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What the fuck do they think is happening? “Wow, sure has been a long time since I started hurdling through fucking space”