janNatan

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

About $7.25 an hour

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Blu Ray players too. I have a Sony BPX 370, and it will play any (non 3D or 4k) Blu Ray or DVD from anywhere in the world.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Over the years, I've gotten more accustomed to my sleep paralysis episodes. (Partially because I've trained my husband to wake me when I hum in bed. I can't scream, but I can do a dull, monotone hum.) The result has been my brain making my sleep paralysis demons move towards me faster. in fact, they've recently started full-on sprinting at me and jumping towards me in bed. I can even hear their feet pounding as they run down the hallway.

Anyway, I do kinda miss it when they just hovered over my bed instead. So, I feel this comic.

My husband didn't know I had these episodes back when he first started sleeping over at my place. The first time I had one, I awoke him as I lunged at the air above me, seemingly trying to choke thin air. (For me, the paralysis always seems to lift "all at once." And, at the time, I frequently felt the "demons" were sucking my energy. I wanted to stop them. I think this was my brain's way of rationalizing feeling lethargic the day after an episode.)

Anyway, my husband asked me "what was that!?" I groggily responded "she just wants our money I bet, hah!" and just fell right back asleep.

He was confused and terrified. He kept talking to me until I woke up enough to explain what happened.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I came here to say this. I'm not a driver, but I intake semi accident reports. They seem more likely to have accidents when they are bob tailing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's a reference to Mike Pence and January 6th 2021. Trump incited the mob and sent them to the Capitol building, where Mike Pence was. Trump was reportedly asked about Mike Pence's safety and responded "so what?"

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

I live in Tennessee. They run ads for "rural metro fire" here every day still.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Bulbasaur - first Pokémon in the Pokédex

Rydon - first Pokémon drawn by the creator

Arceus - the Pokémon universe's God/creator

Mew - the progenitor of all Pokémon

What is Rowlet?

Edit: I found it. Rowlet is the first in the Pokédex of "Legends: Arceus," which is chronologically the first game.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

This was my favorite movie growing up, and I quote it frequently despite not having seen it in years. One day, my husband (who has never seen it) said "wait, is this movie a comedy? I thought it was a tragedy?" ...it's both.

Also "once it hits your prostate, you're a goner" is very relevant right now.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"und so weiter" which is a phrase that literally has no English equivalent. It's so special and unique and conveys a feeling of....

Nah, just kidding. It means "and so forth."

(This comment is informative and not directed at OP, who I'm sure already knows this.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is it, though? The horses probably just trampled all over Humpty Dumpty, and THAT'S why he couldn't be put back together.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Eleanor Roosevelt had frequent, uncontrollable diarrhea I think.

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