imPastaSyndrome

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WATCH: Macron interrupts Trump to correct him about Ukraine funding in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Really don't need to watch, thanks for the infobite that the event occurred I guess?

Snake has a simple solution to most problems in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I AM TANK BIRD MAN. PLEASE DO NOT THROW GRENADES IN MY OPEN TANK SLOT

When my dog is broke I always bring him here in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How does he pay for it if he's broke?

*Permanently Deleted* in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And we're talking about fizzy water which could mean either

*Permanently Deleted* in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Not everyone likes the taste of quinine it's super bitter bro

Necessities rule in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Pikmin hat

Dem Lawmakers Introduce 'Contraception Begins at Erection' Bills in Multiple States. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Riiight because the 42 years old creep republican Gaetz wouldn't pass a terrible law?

It's republicans not old people.

50501 protests update as anti-Trump march in 50 states expands in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That's the idea.

Trump will attend the Super Bowl in New Orleans. He'll be the first sitting president to go in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You really want to go down that road? Because I'm sure there's a Wikipedia article that could show you a lot more attempted assassinations for pop stars than presidents /world leaders

Trump will attend the Super Bowl in New Orleans. He'll be the first sitting president to go in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I mean that would not stop musk unfortunately so if you're looking for a twofer, buy Taco Bell's new taco supreme twofer where you get chicken and beef mixed together into one hot wheat bag of fun, how come we got hot model Zoolander murdering the prime minister of Malaysia Yes, I'm pretty sure that's what happened in this timeline, and Malaysia hasn't made their own Miss universe to get Trump? Makes you really think doesn't it?

White House preparing executive order to abolish the Department of Education in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Nothing is a joke anymore. It's happening. It's real. We are all fucked

100K eggs stolen from central Pa. supplier in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

That's the joke