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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago

Real soon scam emails will start with Here's the translation you requested:

[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If we dont go back to the regular timeline The Onion might actually go bankrupt

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

he'll slap a huge tariff on sugar

He might also only say he will until the stock price is low enough to buy in, and then say he'll exclude it from tarrifs.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I have peed on kids!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It's not literally in the taste though, pour it in the other packaging if you want to confirm. If you try and think im wrong do a blind test first. I don't drink a lot of coke, but this definitely holds true for coffee.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Epstein? Are you still talking about him? /s

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

If that were a headline, it would've been better than what The Onion churns out thesedays. Reality really did a number on them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I would also be interesting to know what percentage it will be. Might even be well below 50% if the fine is serious enough.

An example from riding trains in the Netherlands: If you get caught you pay around €60 on top of what the journey would have cost if you did have a ticket. That seems high enough to get people behave.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Banning driving under influence and enforcing speed limits would be a better and quicker fix if you ask me. If a car driver can't behave they should take away their car.

Barriers really shouldn't be necessary on local roads.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

+3100.... would confuse me as well, barely anything starts with two zeroes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is it still 10 numbers in total? In the Netherlands we have +31 and almost all numbers start with a 0, so it probably wouldnt look strange to me. (Local lines are by city, the big ones for example have round numbers 010-, 020-, 040- and the smaller ones have something like 011-, 023-, 049- etc., then commercial lines are often 0900- or 0800-, and mobile lines are 06-; which means the full number with countrycode is +31 0.... )

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well he was still targeted, so I'd argue that alone still makes him a dissident. But my point isn't really about this individual guy but about how Russia systematically targets places and people in Europe for various reasons all benefiting the Russian regime and European governments don't publicly call Russia out for those things. If anything happens, it is 'quite diplomacy' or counter intelligents that nobody ever hears about and I'm not okay with that.

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