honeynut

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Who pays for this fucking dweeb's articles? Whose failson is this?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

the second you make eye contact they fucking bolt it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

is this achievable natty?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

would not be surprised if a non-negligible percentage of these "predictions" are just

gay = piercings

criminal = melanin

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I used to have a zoomer coworker that liked to shorten it to just the last syllable. I'd like to chalk it up to just ignorance, but the way my other coworkers (and manager) would often slip into broken English "Asian" accents, I'm not sure.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

how tf is "brouhaha" a real word

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Yes I can, and I'm reporting for duty

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They're not towing the state department line like real leftists? I can't believe it. They're foreign propaganda now 😔

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

soldiers and missiles and satellites and industry

many of them actually go bonkers for that shit. The war being the main headline generator gives them an excuse to indulge in their obsessive jingoism and military fetish because it's topical and they get to show off how smart they are by regurgitating specs they memorized from Lockheed Martin brochures.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Didn't work because I've been zombified for awhile. I'm a Swiftie.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Reminds me, my local video store would make bootleg VHS copies but would sometimes reuse tapes and just print new stickers for them which I discovered when I kept All Dogs Go to Heaven playing after the credits and saw a lady getting splattered with cum. They got raided by the feds later when they tried doing it with CDs and DVDs. Miss that place.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

liberalism is just human nature sweaty

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