hiddengoat

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Quoth the Prophet Lana: Yyyyyyyyyyyyup.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Remember, remember, the fifth of November. And kick a Tory in the cock on the that day. Good start.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago

So in other words it wasn't bait and you fucking knew that but you wanted to be willfully obtuse.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you that dense?

It's a very realistic example of what you would have to do to cram all of the shit from a large phone into a small phone. The features that are cut aren't fucking "arbitrary" unless you want to classify every feature difference as "abitrary" thereby making your definition of arbitrary meaningless.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 2 years ago (14 children)

Take this as a warning, UK.

Your NHS will get even fucking worse and cost three and a half times as much, and somehow a large portion of you stupid fucks are clamoring for US style private insurance rather than making the fucking Tories do their job.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 2 years ago (10 children)

If you can figure out a way to cram all of the shit in a 15 Pro Max into a form factor the size of an iPhone 4 not only will Apple suck your dick in the form of a well-earned half million dollar salary but you'll likely get a Nobel Prize for breakthroughs in quantum computing and also making atoms smaller.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

The last time I handled a ferret it latched itself onto my ear like a piece of jewelry and would not let go. It just hung there like it belonged. After I finally pried its jaw loose it scurried up one of my sleeves and could not be extracted. I had to take off my coat and remove the little bastard from the other end. While I was putting it back in its cage it was constantly gnawing on my hands.

And no blood was shed. 10/10, would be violently molested by hairy murdertube again.

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