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I’m old enough to remember that before techbros, techbrothers like Linus used to be way more common

I just learned Linus torvalds has the correct political opinions

So this motherfucker might be the most remarkable man on the planet

and sic the police on me.

Oh man, I completely forgot they’re encouraged to call the coppers on you if you’re ‘in distress’.

Looks like alcoholism is back on the menu, boys

Do outpatient rehab therapists take outsiders and nonalcoholics?

It really does seem like they all just wing it. I’ve wanted someone to give me a structured approach to deal with my emotions but it’s 95% is how’re you feeling today and just them socratic methoding the fuck out of whatever you say.

It's the wild west out there.

Genuinely. It’s really all koombaya bullshit disguised as something rigorous. Maybe I haven’t found the right fit but holy shit, if I have to literally scout for someone who isn’t full of shit maybe the entire profession deserves scrutiny?

when southern women are saying bless your heart it means they want you 6 feet under with a fork up your ass.

When they say ‘I love that for you’ it means you have just said the most painfully boring and stupid thing imaginable and your entire existence deserves to be put under review.

This is what I’ve learned from my brief time in the south.

If my rudimentary grasp of the Southern dialect is serving me right, it means they hate you, or something.

If you’re going to go through all that trouble actually make the roux becuase just sticking a block of cheddar is going to leave you wanting an actual mac and cheese and not pasta with cheese.

So we circle back to just making this amazing delicacy which let’s be fair probably tastes bomb

Hate the imperialism but I can’t help but love this movie

Congrats, that’s incredible to achieve when alcohol id everywjere.

Do you have any other vices?