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I only fuck him in the ass occasionally, nothing to do with being gay

the adam friedland show

I tried watching it, it’s just so depressing and melancholy. They really decided to ditch the funny fat guy, act like they’re on oxy the entire time, and name the show after the unfunniest member of the trio.

Gonna put put my dick in a centipede

Please, keep going and expand on this

7 times out of ten they are the most pathetic nazis.

I wonder how good that water tastes

Havana club was amazing. I know it’s apparently ass when sold every where else but it was incredible when I had it in cuba

Beware of people trying to get you tonpart ways with your money.

Vedado is nice to visit, there’s a cool art exhibit there that doubles as a place where young people hang out and drink at night. Veradero where they make the cigars is cool.

I think the puritanical views on sex, disguised as gender affirmation or feminism are probably worse than just jokes about not having sex

How is your life right now? What’s wrong?

Do you have a job? Who do you live with? Do you live in a city? Near loved ones? Why do things feel so bad?

You are a sex haver?

I’m going to need you to step out of the posting booth for a sec, sir